biography...

born

1983

location

Birmingham, England

interests

photography, rock climbing, Krav Maga, mountain walking, hunting the three legged cat and planning my escape. But that's really just to kill time.

plans

Get better at photography, get better at climbing and try to understand what the hell is going on.

comments

It's difficult to take life too seriously when you realise everything around you is 90% empty space. Consciousness is an ionic concentration gradient. Tiny gelatinous pilots riding in their membrane bound sacks of viscous fluid hung by tendons from a constantly toppling and poorly balanced scaffold. If this isn't funny, ladies and gentlemen, then what is?

Memento mori. We are in freefall.

"You fear Jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. It's all just chaos, shapes, primal - Ooh I'm lost - it's a fence, no it's soft! Oooooooh..."

The Mighty Boosh